I require the following things:

1. At least three test subjects for my research.
2. Alfred, you shall come here immediately.
3. Some good quality cakes, preferably petit fours.

I require them immediately.

Brother. I am counting down from one hundred. I do suggest you make an attempt at hiding.

Alfred. You are making a fool of yourself. Stop this.

And much as I appreciate the books, I would have preferred something more... substantial. Something gripping and honest. Steinbeck, perhaps. Not Nora Roberts...

...Alfred.

Given the recent murder of my brother at the hands of this... menace that is plaguing the city, and your own dear Miss Redfield's stirring conviction, I would like to propose a truce. This shall last for as long as the murders are going on, and neither I nor my brother shall do harm to any of you. In addition, both as a gesture of my good will and ( Read more... )

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